Licensed Caffeine Therapist and Data Engineer for WhatRunswhere. Evan is a huge lover of dogs, tea, coffee, and cantaloupe. He wanders on purpose and often gets lost while driving. When he isn’t working, he messes around with Scala, Python, Cassandra, MySQL, PostgreSQL, Spark, WordPress, and ElasticSearch. He never sleeps. Or blinks. Or tells jokes. Evan absolutely despises mushrooms.